Writing it yourself for a real job
The job happened, the customer was happy, they never got round to it, so you wrote what they would have said. Fake. The review claims to be their experience, and it isn’t.
For the trades
It’s tempting. You’ve done thirty good jobs this year and four people left a review. An AI tool will write the other twenty-six in a minute, each one different, each one plausible. Don’t. It has been illegal in the UK since April 2025, the people who police it don’t need a court to fine you, and in a county where everyone knows everyone it’s the kind of thing that gets found out. Here’s what the law actually says, and the way to get real reviews instead.
No. Since 6 April 2025 the Digital Markets, Competition and Consumers Act bans fake reviews in the UK — any review that pretends to be a customer’s genuine experience and isn’t. That includes reviews you write yourself, reviews you generate with AI, reviews from friends who weren’t customers, and reviews where you’ve hidden a discount or payment. The CMA can fine up to 10% of turnover. Ask every real customer, after every job, with no incentive — that’s the whole system.
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No. A review has to be a real customer’s genuine account of a real job. If you wrote it, generated it, paid for it without saying so, or got it from someone who was never a customer, it’s a fake review, and since 6 April 2025 that’s against the law — not against the platform’s terms, against the law. The regulator is the Competition and Markets Authority, it can rule on a breach itself, and it can fine up to 10% of your turnover.
Using AI doesn’t change any of that. It just makes the fake ones faster to produce and, these days, easier to spot.
The Digital Markets, Competition and Consumers Act 2024 added fake reviews to the list of practices that are banned outright — the same list as fake “closing down” sales and pretending to be a private seller. The consumer parts of the Act came into force on 6 April 2025. Schedule 20 bans three things:
Submitting a fake review, or getting someone else to. A fake review is one that claims to be based on a person’s genuine experience and isn’t. Positive or negative, in any form.
Hiding an incentive. Paying, discounting or giving something for a review is allowed only if the review says so, clearly. A concealed incentive makes it banned.
Publishing reviews in a misleading way. Suppressing the bad ones, cherry-picking the good ones, showing out-of-date ones as current. This is the one that catches a business with a “testimonials” page.
There’s no criminal offence and no prison. There is a regulator that no longer has to go to court, a fine calculated on turnover, and — for a one-man band — the much more real problem of a Google profile that disappears and a village that heard why.
The job happened, the customer was happy, they never got round to it, so you wrote what they would have said. Fake. The review claims to be their experience, and it isn’t.
He’s seen your work, he’d recommend you, he’s never actually paid you for a job. His review of a job that didn’t happen is fake, and asking him is commissioning one.
A real customer, a real job, a real review — and a hidden incentive for the rating. Banned. The incentive has to be disclosed in the review, and “for five stars” makes it misleading on its own.
Six glowing quotes, no dates, two from a business you no longer run. Publishing reviews in a way that misleads about how current or representative they are is the third limb of the ban.
Not explicitly banned, but the CMA’s guidance says don’t dissuade negative reviews or cherry-pick positive ones, and a system designed to collect only fives is walking straight towards that line.
Fake reviews can be negative. Writing one about a competitor is the same offence, and it’s the kind that ends up in a solicitor’s letter as well.
The law doesn’t mention AI, and it doesn’t need to. The test is whether the review is a real person’s genuine experience. AI is just the pen. So:
One more thing worth knowing: the platforms are now using AI to detect AI. Google, Trustpilot and Checkatrade all run detection on review text and on posting patterns — twenty reviews in a week from accounts with no history is a pattern. Generated reviews don’t just risk the regulator; they risk the profile being wiped, which for most trades is the bigger loss.
Most trades get few reviews because asking is awkward and nobody does it consistently. Fix the consistency and the numbers follow.
Ask on the day, in person. “If you’re happy with it, a Google review makes a real difference to a small firm — I’ll text you the link.” Nine out of ten say yes.
Text the link that evening. One line, the direct review link, nothing else. Save it as a template on your phone.
One reminder, seven days on. Then leave it. Three in ten will do it on the first text, another one or two on the reminder.
Reply within a day. Thank the good ones by name. Answer the bad ones with facts and no heat. Prospects read the replies more carefully than the reviews.
Put the real ones on your site, dated. And take down anything you can’t stand behind — including the undated testimonials from the old van.
Done every job, that’s thirty to forty genuine reviews a year for a one-van firm. Nobody can take those down, nobody can fine you for them, and they read like real people because they are.
This is plain-English guidance for small businesses, not formal legal advice. Where something genuinely needs a solicitor or a data-protection specialist, I'll tell you straight.
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